Baby Got Back

My sister is going to have a baby girl in about a month. Let’s just say that I am glad she resides in Texas so that I don’t have to hold the baby. You can quote me, “I am not a fan of babies”. Tis true yet, I have this happy little feeling in the bottom of my heart, the fact that I am going to be an aunt. Despite the vision I get from the movie Alien (where the alien pops out of the guys chest) that keeps playing in my head, I have a feeling that her baby will resemble a human, however faintly. My sister happens to be a very petite, very skinny pregnant lady. It was only after I saw a special on TLC where this paralyzed lady (from the waist down) gave birth to a healthy baby boy that I finally believed that my sister could have her baby.